((The thing about Stexon is he has a horrid personality so probably most of who he meets will want to punch him in the face, oops))
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tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”
Oh.
I AM CRYING
I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun
And then you do the woo-hoo so many times that you die
And some can hear laughter of the people who are controlling them.
Urge
Urge is a good word for Stexon (: First thing that comes to mind is that he’s very impulsive. He’ll pull out his gun and shoot at someone for making him angry, and he’ll blurt out pretty much whatever thoughts come to mind. His actions lack forethoughts. If he stops to think too much when he’s talking to you, he’s probably either lying to you, afraid of you, or trying to breach a very sensitive topic with you. He’s just generally a guy who all around pretty much follows his urges unquestioningly. His survival type urges - eating and drinking in particular - will bug the shit out of him if not attended to almost immediately. He gets whiny when he’s hungry or thirsty, quickly. He’s a huge flirt, so there’s that, although he’d probably get stabbed for that in his current situation, seeing as he’s matesprits with Kitara. Sexually speaking, he’s not the type of person who can just ignore it until it goes away when he gets turned on. It has to get taken care of, especially seeing as he’s really obvious when he is. He just seriously can’t hide it at all, but he’ll deny it nonetheless. If none of his quadrants are around and taking care of that means retreating to the nearest closet, then so be it.
Still the most important video on the entire internet don’t kid yourself by thinking otherwise
with great power comes no responsibility
WHY DID HE PUT FRICKIN TAMPONS IN THERE LMFAO
I do not blame you.
gooood. II’M puuttiing MY oown aass oouut iin thiis craap too looook foor thiis guuy, hee aand yoouu aand naaoornaa aand eeveeryoonee eelsee shoouuld bee graateefuul.
